Saturday, March 13, 2004

Roy (backed up by SH) Vs. The Triads Part II.....The Conclusion(???)

We met with THE FOOL on Monday morning as scheduled. After our little meeting only did he realise we paid the gangsters the money. Of course we conned a little bit extra out of him. We told him we paid RM 100 instead of the actual RM 80. I guess we deserve it for all the trouble that SH and I went through.

Of course he wasn't happy about it. The RM 100 came from his own pocket after all. But we could tell he was disappointed. He was complaining that negotiating with the gangster is a skill we haven't learnt etc. Kept trying to reassure us that it would be safe and emphasizing that the police will protect us. The truth is we weren't afraid, only for our cars. We already know that he will not pay us compensation if anything were to happen to our cars. We asked him what should we have done, if they smashed our office or our cars. THE FOOL replied "tell them to go ahead, we'll report to the police!".

He kept asking us why we didn't call him when the gangsters came for the money. I was rude and I knew it when I replied "then what?" to his question. His reply was so that he can tell us what to do. All this bullshit when he actually knew about such incidents happening before. I was thinking if he had asked again, I'll ask him why didn't he tell us about the cases long before.

So SH and I have decided, should the gangsters come visit again - we'll tell them to do anything they want to the office and the equipment, just leave the cars alone. If THE FOOL has so much confidence in the police, we'll let them handle it. We want to see his reaction when he comes back one day to find the glass panes smashed, or the computers missing from the office. That will be a Kodak moment.

It's easy for them to spill out all that bullshit from their mouths when they were not around to experience it for themselves. Like I mentioned before, THE FOOL would shit his pants if he faced them. Kept going on and on about how we shouldn't pay them etc.

For the past couple of days, THE FOOL has been waiting for us to step out of the office before he leaves. It has come to this extent where he watches us go home before he's satisfied we're not leaving early. Yes, he's already implemented a daily time-in/out system.

Both SH and I are suspecting that THE FOOL is mentally unstable. We've noticed some abnormal behaviour the past couple of days.

1) He smiles, most of the time without any reason while reading a book
2) He drinks alot of water, about a mug every 15 minutes

We probably think he's walking up and down to check on what we're doing at the computers. It's a distraction but I guess we have to put up with it until we lose our cool and just use sarcasm like "you can go home now, we'll lock up". Of course it won't be proper English because his English sucks ass! Then him smiling to himself is getting creepy. We've also decided to refer to him as "Sor Chai" at work, behind his back of course.

THE FOOL doesn't trust us anymore. He's asking me for my design documents everyday. And everyday I tell him the same thing, its not finished. It will be constantly updated. He says its fine. The cheap bastard wants us to install MS Visio on his laptop and asked us to borrow the CD from Sam. SH doesn't want to bother and told him that Sam lent it to someone else. The cheap bastard then tells us to inform him when we get the CD and burn a copy for him. I told SH to just say that the CD is scratched or went missing if THE FOOL asks for it again. Cheap fuck doesn't even want to buy one for himself! Not surprising, he is a cheap fuck after all.

I've been watching the new "He-Man and the Masters Of The Universe" cartoon the past coupel of Sundays. How I used to love that show. I must say the new character models are fantastic, although Prince Adam seems younger now, and a total wimp. At least he's got a better haircut than the 80s version!

I've also missed watching wrestling for 2 weeks in a row now. Don't know what's happening now.

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